Popeye

Note: When taking a gal out for a night on the town, make sure she doesn't find a random can of spinach that must have fallen out of your grocery bag from the last time you went shopping. This will inevitably open up a string of awkward questions and a debate over whether or not faced with a cataclysmic earthquake trapping you in your car, could you force said can open in order to stay alive.*

*The answer being yes!