Friday, February 5, 2010
My dentist said I grind my teeth and tried to sell me a night guard. I laughed him off thinking that a lot of people grind their teeth, he just wanted to make a few quick bucks. Two nights later I had a dream I was chewing a whole wad of bubble gum. There was so much gum, my mouth was stuck shut. I woke up clenching my teeth. Stupid dentist.